No. 1QUOTE, ON THE RECORD
“I’m delighted to be wrong about this.”
Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, on his prediction that AI would gut white-collar work.
The receipt: Fortune and Reuters, on Altman’s remarks.
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No. 1QUOTE, ON THE RECORD
“I’m delighted to be wrong about this.”
Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, on his prediction that AI would gut white-collar work.
The receipt: Fortune and Reuters, on Altman’s remarks.
No. 2QUOTE, ON THE RECORD
“Kraken has not reviewed or approved the tokens available.”
Kraken, in its own launch announcement, on the 2,500 tokens it added in one day.
The receipt: Kraken’s own launch blog and The Block.
No. 3FROM THE MAIN ACT
They paid to fire, then paid more to unfire. Same desk, same job, bigger bill.
On the companies that cut jobs for AI, then hired the same people back.
The receipt: The Washington Times, on data from Robert Half.
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The targets are CEOs, boards, and billionaires. The reader is never the punchline.
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